Some of my absolute worst recipe fails

So, here's the thing about having a food blog. I make lots of mistakes, basically always. I'm a professional mess maker and amateur recipe tinkerer so mistakes happen A LOT.

But I think it would be a mistake not to share the recipes that didn't work with you, because they're hilarious and maybe there's a lesson or two here. Enjoy this!

 
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I went through a phase when all I wanted to make for this blog was ice cream sundaes. I mean, a few of them were actually really good! This one didn't quite work out. It was a roasted pineapple sundae with dulce de leche. The ice cream kept melting and when the ice cream froze up the pineapple had a funky texture.

 
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Ok this idea was cool, in theory. I wanted to make beet crepes and then fill them with cream cheese + lox. But I didn't have enough beets to really pull of the color, plus I think other bloggers might be using food dye for projects like these. The resulting crepes kind of looked like...ham? It totally looks like a slice of ham, right? I'm going to rework this idea though, because I'm obsessed with those flavors.

 
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I went through a phase in which I was obsessed with ices, so I decided to make one that is cranberry + ginger flavored. For some reason it tasted just like cotton candy. Not sure how i accomplished that, but for those looking for a natural cotton candy flavor, cranberry and ginger might be your best bet.

 
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Ok, this dish was actually really delicious, but I think it turned out kind of boring looking. It's a baguette with melted gruyere, a swipe of dijon mustard + turkey. It's really really good, and now you have the recipe.

 
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Last year the only thing I could talk about was lentils, so I thought I was being so creative by making a lentil curry without really exploring lentil cooking times or how curries are made. The lentils tasted good, but kind of looked like taupe discs.

 
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Another recipe from the ice cream sundae era. This one was a mint sundae, so I thought it would be fun to create a homemade magic shell and candy some fresh mint. Maybe i should leave candy to the experts, because this mint was just coated in sugar and water (ew). Also the candy shell was so thick I needed a knife to cut through!

 
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A few months ago I had the brilliant idea to make my own cashew milk. Then I thought I would use it to make a warm matcha latte. When I started to heat the cashew milk it thickened and clumped up and when I added the matcha it turned grey. And I still tried to photograph it!

 
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The mother of all fails! This was my attempt at making an upside-down cobbler, with matcha, again. The whole thing went completely soggy once removed and flipped from the pan. You can even see how I used confectioners sugar as an attempt to fix it. Well, it didn't work!


So there you go! A few of my many kitchen fails. We all have them despite the beautiful recipes we share on Instagram. Keep experimenting though, even if you fail a few times. What's your biggest recipe fail? I'd love to hear about it!